Bartending at TGI Friday's.

Now that's how you pull off orange vertical stripes.

Modeling Women's Pre-Fall for Ralph Lauren.

Three words: tall. thin. androgyny.

Weatherman.

I meant televised "meteorologist."

Giving Out Free Samples at a Supermarket Chain.

Probably the only way to sell gluten free bread.

Younger, More Attractive Tom Green Impersonator.

I can't be the only one who sees it.

Sales Associate at Banana Republic.

"Khakis are on sale and Women's tanks are 2 for $30."

Working at Starbucks.

"A tall java chip frappuccino comin' up!"

Selling Handpainted Cowboy Boots in Austin, TX.

Combining fashion AND art.

Surf Instructor.

Hang 10, babe!