Things James Blunt Could Be Doing Now
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Bartending at TGI Friday's.
Now that's how you pull off orange vertical stripes.
Modeling Women's Pre-Fall for Ralph Lauren.
Three words: tall. thin. androgyny.
Weatherman.
I meant televised "meteorologist."
Giving Out Free Samples at a Supermarket Chain.
Probably the only way to sell gluten free bread.
Younger, More Attractive Tom Green Impersonator.
I can't be the only one who sees it.
Sales Associate at Banana Republic.
"Khakis are on sale and Women's tanks are 2 for $30."
Friday, May 11, 2012
Working at Starbucks.
"A tall java chip frappuccino comin' up!"
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